Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
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I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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