Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
im on a boat
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