your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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