Apparently you make a good broom.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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