I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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