I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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