Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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