I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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