GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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