Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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