Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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