I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
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The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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