I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
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all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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