somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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