It's like God shit irony all over that family
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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