david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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