So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just gift wrapped bread.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
There r osticjed everywhere
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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