Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
