I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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