who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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