how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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