So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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