Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Rumble strips road head = magical
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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