I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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