She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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