I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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