Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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