That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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