it hurts more in the daytime
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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