you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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