nut hugger
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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