found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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