If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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