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Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?

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(212): Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook? http://tfl.nu/wsw4

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(317): View more from Indiana

I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....

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(317): I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up.... http://tfl.nu/s81o

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(760): View more from California

blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.

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(760): blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be. http://tfl.nu/1ded

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(704): View more from North Carolina

It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.

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(704): It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States. http://tfl.nu/t1qp

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.

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(724): are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations. http://tfl.nu/i5jg

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(718): View more from New York

If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.

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(718): If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs. http://tfl.nu/jfp1

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(804): View more from Virginia

Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.

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(804): Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses. http://tfl.nu/pr98

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(770): View more from Georgia

Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.

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(770): Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar. http://tfl.nu/qm52

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.

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(715): She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar. http://tfl.nu/6ko7

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(480): View more from Arizona

We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.

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(480): We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her. http://tfl.nu/hua5

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.

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(662): Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well. http://tfl.nu/ilv0

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now

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(704): I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now http://tfl.nu/20zt

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.

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(402): Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling. http://tfl.nu/cu5s

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.

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(973): Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs. http://tfl.nu/4tj9

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(571): View more from Virginia

Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter

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(571): Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter http://tfl.nu/fvpm

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