puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui