she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.