So drunk its hurt
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.