Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering