Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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