How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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