8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
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he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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