I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
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