We won't sleep together?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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