Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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