I understand why you refuse to be sober now
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
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you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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