I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
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I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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