I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
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Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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