All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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