She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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