so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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