Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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