She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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