How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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