yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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