TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
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When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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