Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
A+ Viking dick
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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