STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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