Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
